Immortalize the menace

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Premium finish. Mischief guaranteed.

Criminally good feedback

  • "Very impressed with this purchase. 🥰

    From start to finish was so easy.
    Amazing service and swift delivery."

    Andra

  • "The quality is brilliant – clear print, strong colours, and it looks great on the wall.

    Friends and family all laugh when they see it."
    Paula

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We love our dogs

...but let’s be honest: they can be nightmares.

Muddy paws on clean sheets, chewed shoes, the constant barking...and yet, we love them even more for it.

Because deep down, we know perfection is overrated - and dog people get that better than anyone.

And turns out, bad behaviour can be an art form.

It’s a reminder that your home is full of love, laughter, and a perfectly imperfect four-legged rascal.

Our pieces aren’t just portraits—they’re trophies for dog parents who get it.

Frame the funny. Celebrate the bad. Long live the little shits we love.

The Barking Promise

  • Satisfaction Assured

    Unlimited previews until it's exactly how you want it.

    If your order shows up damaged, we'll send you another. No fuss, no drama.

  • Preview Within 24 Hours

    We send your first design within 24 hours. Want tweaks? No problem.

    We'll keep editing until you (and your dog) are happy.

  • Elite Customer Service

    We like a laugh, but we take customer service very seriously.

    We respond to all messages in rapid time.

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Why Hoomans Like What We Do

  • Seriously Unserious Design

    We turn your dog’s chaos, charm, and quirks into bold, custom art that actually feels like them. It’s personal, it’s playful, and it’s got attitude. Just like your dog.

  • High Quality Materials

    Ready to hang and built to last. Top quality framed posters and sturdy, textured canvasses... and it’s all FSC-certified, because we’re not monsters.

  • Easy From Browse to Brag

    We make it stupidly easy to go from first click to delivery.
    Fast shipping, secure packaging and easy-to-hang. Zero stress. All sass.
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Tales from the Pack

It started with one badly behaved dog and zero interest in playing it safe. We turned chaos, stolen socks and canine attitude into bold art for people who get it.

Click below to find out more.

Cheers, Stephen

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Designed for the chewers, diggers, and sofa destroyers of the world.